Policital activism! What could be more effective than hobbling up to some Pentagon apparatchik and rubbing my naked tushy into his face?
How to defend? Ward off the encroaching bum with hands? Briefcase? Ha!
Oh, how my poxy ass is weaponized in the name of freedom and thrills! He crouches on the ground. He huddles in a ball. And I sit on him. Suit ruined, policy changed.
But I'm not interested in undermining foundations. I'm not interested in much. Unless something is good on tv. Something good is always on tv. Usually in Spanish, which I don't understand. So what?
I'm Rex Kramer and I don't live here. That's what's good on tv. The terrified lady blocking the view.
She knows what I can do and she'd like to see me try. What do you think I mean?
Ha!
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